sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

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releasemyeffinflamingos:

directioner2167:

thereal-noah:

What

Well that escalated quickly

Boutta get ripped

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The location of common rooms

  • Gryffindor: Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...
  • Gryffindor: TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: Oh, for the love of...
  • Slytherin: I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!
  • Hufflepuff: But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...
  • Slytherin: Super. Secret. Lair.
  • Hufflepuff: Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?
  • Ravenclaw: Tower.
  • Hufflepuff: But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...
  • Ravenclaw: Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.
  • Hufflepuff: Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?
  • Gryffindor: GOING DOWN ROWENA!
  • Slytherin: Underground is better.
  • Hufflepuff: For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.

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themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank 

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

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HAPPY LITTLE PILL (TROYE SIVAN COVER)

(Source: scomitch)

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phillestter:

HAPPY LITTLE PILL (TROYE SIVAN COVER)


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rosiebeck:

Rob Lowe is so fucking underrated.

(via illturnyouintoawinerack)


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moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

thevampsmajkl:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

stfueverything:

sizvideos:

Video

wow

watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.

oh, society.

oh my fucking god.

(via historyofbaddescisions)


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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

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theeyeof-horus:

I love my corset so much <3


zachfancyrance:

Breaking News : Frankie J Grande still shipping his own ship with not an ounce of chill with Ariana as Captain.

In other news : Where the hell is Zach Rance? Someone teach this kid about social media!

In other OTHER news : The Zankie fandom has died in a “no chill” apocalypse. Too much excitement. Not enough chill.

(via nothings-fine-im-just-torn)


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Historian and Feminist Scholar Gerda Lerner

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inactiveblogger:

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

(via robert-downey-junior)


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